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Which INDEPENDENT Car Reviewers would you choose to Test-Drive the Fisker Ocean ONE?

"Release the Hounds!" It's time INDEPENDENT Car Reviewers Test-Drive the Fisker Ocean ONE

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Letter to Henrik Fisker,

"Dear Henrik, I'm a concerned Oceanforum Member
who has witnessed the SLOW introduction of
the Fisker Ocean to the general buying pubilic.

It almost seems like Chinese WaterTorture......
with drip, drip, drip of valuable tidbits of information.

However, NOW IS THE TIME!
The time to confront the negative information,
such as the Bloomberg news article, which denigrates the Fisker Ocean Launch

Please, Henrik,
Now is the time to get ahead of this narrative.....
better to be pro-active rather than reactive to Bloomberg.

I strongly recommend, I implore you, to finally release the Fisker Ocean ONE
to the greater Journalistic World for some real-life, real tire-ticking, real stories
of the Fisker Ocean ONE

I have compiled a group of TEN worthy and proven to be independent Car Reviewers
who could collectively properly assess the attributes, both positive and negative of the Ocean ONE

NOW IS THE TIME!
Allow these Journalistic Hounds....
to snoop around and discover the nuggets of goodness in the Ocean ONE.....
to salivate over the Ocean recyclable upholstery.....
to navigate the esses of the local roads......
to lay black patches across the tarmac of a closed road....
to open and shut all the doors, trunk, windows.....
to gauge the sound quality of the HyperSound System....
to play with the haptic touch buttons of the swivable touch screen....

The Oceanforum World now know and love the wonderful attributes of the Fisker Ocean ONE

468 HorsePower, 707 km/440 mile range, 0-60 mph 3.8 sec, 5365 lbs/2439 kg, 56.7 cu ft/ 918 litres total cargo

So, Henrik, it's time to walk the plank....
Take a chance on the INDEPENDENT car reviewers.....
Let the WHOLE Car buying public REALLY get independent and unbiased reviews on the Fisker Ocean
Let's take a chance....
Follow the 80/20 Rule....
8 out of 10 will LOVE the Fisker Ocean or
2 out of 10 will LOVE IT!
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There is some kind of software issue, which will be solved in a month when first real deliveries begin.
I would bet there aren't any capital J journalists that will be putting out a major review for many many months. Just my gut feeling. HF won't be giving anyone a press car until everything is tightened up. Think end of year, after all the Ones are delivered. I'd love to be wrong.

Hopefully some owners make a few videos and post them.
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I’ll gladly turn mine over for a “low speed” review with a credible magazine. Not a youtube celebrity but an actual car magazine.
They just cant waste any of my 500 boosts…
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gladly turn mine over for a “low speed” review with a credible mag.
No problems, “The Straight Pipes”
in Toronto promise not to exceed
100!
No problems, “The Straight Pipes”
in Toronto promise not to exceed
100!
Haha i was thinking the same thing. You must mean 100mph. I'd gladly loan them my Ocean if I had ordered a One. Same goes for Throttle House. But hopefully they get to review it before the Ultras are shipping to Canadian customers.
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No problems, “The Straight Pipes”
in Toronto promise not to exceed
100!
Thats only 62 mph- i can live with that 😜
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A State Trooper pulled over an old man for speeding:

Officer: “If you can give me an excuse I’ve never heard before, I will let you go!”

Old Man: “Several years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper…..
I thought you were him trying to bring her back to me!”

Officer: Slow it down and have a nice day.”
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A State Trooper pulled over an old man for speeding:

Officer: “If you can give me an excuse I’ve never heard before, I will let you go!”

Old Man: “Several years ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper…..
I thought you were him trying to bring her back to me!”

Officer: Slow it down and have a nice day.”
I’ve heard this one before. It won’t work.
Definitely Doug. Show us all the easter eggs.
Doug was a great show.
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P.S. Anyone but Kyle.
I'm surprised that some don't like Kyle. I thought he was beloved. I honestly don't care for him either, I think he's got an arrogance about him. I thought I was in the minority. It's fine, he's just being himself, but I don't care for it.
I'm surprised that some don't like Kyle. I thought he was beloved. I honestly don't care for him either, I think he's got an arrogance about him. I thought I was in the minority. It's fine, he's just being himself, but I don't care for it.
I liked him in about 2021, but not any longer…
I'm surprised that some don't like Kyle. I thought he was beloved. I honestly don't care for him either, I think he's got an arrogance about him. I thought I was in the minority. It's fine, he's just being himself, but I don't care for it.
Yes, he has become more and more arrogant in his talks I feel. And I feel he talks too much while outside the car and he walks a lot while talking which makes me dizzy. Just sit and talk man or at don't move too much.
But one thing I like about his videos is he tests the cars in Colorado roads which is where I live. So, I would like him to review the Ocean here in Colorado to see the most relevant review 'for me'. :)
Yes, he has become more and more arrogant in his talks I feel. And I feel he talks too much while outside the car and he walks a lot while talking which makes me dizzy. Just sit and talk man or at don't move too much.
But one thing I like about his videos is he tests the cars in Colorado roads which is where I live. So, I would like him to review the Ocean here in Colorado to see the most relevant review 'for me'. :)
Invite him to run a charging test in your garage. You wont get any more accurate comparison than that!
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Invite him to run a charging test in your garage. You wont get any more accurate comparison than that!
That is a great idea. Since I am on Extreme queue and if he gets his hands on ocean to test beforehand, he is welcome to test it in my garage and drive my commute route. May be I can also tell him to stop walking a lot when he is doing the videos.
Every time I come back to this thread, I'm hoping there's a review link posted. The side chat is good too, but really waiting on seeing a non-biased review of the Ocean
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Every time I come back to this thread, I'm hoping there's a review link posted. The side chat is good too, but really waiting on seeing a non-biased review of the Ocean
Nov 2022 production, still nothing yet…………
Nov 2022 production, still nothing yet…………
Open sliding door, zombies walk right in........
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